Menu of Drinks Never Served
My uncle has firm opinions about coffee and no interest in serving any. Here is the list anyway, set the way a menu card should be set.
The print
- Eleven drinks, no prices, because none of them is for sale
- Set in the wordmark's serif, with the tagline under the heading
- Letterpress texture, charcoal ink on a crema ground
- Print-ready at 18 by 24 inches and at A2
Frame it in a kitchen and let people ask.
Il nipote
Two PDFs, one at 18 by 24 inches and one at A2, the type set as vectors, with a 3 mm bleed and crop marks. A print shop can trim either without asking you anything.
Matte or fine art stock at 200 gsm or heavier. Gloss flattens the letterpress texture and then I hear about it.
The link is on the confirmation page and in the receipt email, both the moment the order settles. It works on any device and stays live for a year.
Nothing ships, so no address is asked for. Keep the receipt email. People delete it and then write to me.
Eleven drinks nobody can order. Reading it with morning coffee is a small joy.
Sofia M.
Printed on cream paper and it looks letterpressed. Two sizes in the PDF is handy.
Jack P.





